Like blood to that one vampire who abhors it in fear of it transforming him into a monster… the angst, the pain, the countless hours spent sparkling in random woods…
In case my metaphors are falling flat, I hate ebooks, but I need ebooks or how would I read my lifelong target of 7954532198 books?
GRADING SYSTEM IS THE USUAL STARRY STARS. FOLLOWED BY UH… THE FOLLOWING…
DELETE – That was a one-time read. I’m never going down that road again. Erases your number from phone.
EBOOK – Meh. It’ll be there in my laptop. But I’ll probably not read it again.
PAPERBACK – Buy this for the library. But after you’ve bought every book you ever wanted…ever.
HARDBACK – THIS BOOK MUST BE BOUGHT! AND RE-READ! AND TASTED!
DNF – NEED PHYSICAL COPY! NEED! REQUIRE! WILL SURELY PERISH WITHOUT!! HYPERVENTILATES AND DISSOLVES IN TEARS!
JUNE 2016 EBOOK WRAP UP
This month, I read a measly amount of three ebooks. I am ashamed. I will now retire to reflect on my poor choices to some meditation loft in Tibet under the tutelage of the best sensei who is the only white man on
- RATING – ★☆☆☆☆
- COMMENTS – meandering beginning. No end. Apparently the action is in the second book.
- VERDICT – DELETE
- RATING – ★★★☆☆
- COMMENTS – thought process: oh? mediocre. obviously based on The Last Airbender. finishes reading. thinks about it for days on end. what is this feeling?
- VERDICT – HARDBACK
- RATING – ★★★★☆
- COMMENTS – THIS IS WHY THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PRINCES!!!!!
- VERDICT – DNF!! DNF!!!
I have discovered yet another author to hound after and while this is a good thing, this is also a painful thing, but pain is good right? Right? Good pain.
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